lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

(Source: underdosing)

(Source: prettylittletmi)

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."

(via suchvodka)

(Source: quotecomedy)

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

lindsaylohoean:

all the people around me are falling in love and im just here falling asleep